Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.