Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.