What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker?

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!