What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker?

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!