What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa