What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa