What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.