What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Good Woman Jokes More Good Woman Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.