What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.