What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.