What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...