What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What base you're counting in.

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A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

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Newer magazines

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What are your intentions?

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?