A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Nothing, they're both dead stars.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Nobody knows.
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*
They're both propane.
Pedants !
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
