What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."