What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?