A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
She's only wearing one sock.
Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*
They're both propane.
Pedants !
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.