Intention Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.