For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
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They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
They can't stop licking their paws.
You skip the flat ones.
Marry her !
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So he could make ends meet!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
