Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Where do we go?

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Because she prefers to drive stick!

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M'alaydy

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To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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He was just chasing tail.

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You can reason with the terrorist!

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They are closer to hell.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...