Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...