Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.