For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Pants
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
He had a fear of commitment
Feyonce.
A: Five after one.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?