Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.