What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?