What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?