What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!