What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.