Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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