Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Because their balls would show.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee