Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy