What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.