What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Previous Random Joke Next
Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Egyptian Crocodile Jokes More Egyptian Crocodile Jokes

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile