What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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The Juan who lived.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Because his daddy was a mummy

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Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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In da Nile

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Because he was in da Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile