What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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because he was in Da-Nile

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They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile