What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.