How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD