How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.