How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.