How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!