Rake Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.