How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.