How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree