She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Because he was pain in the neck!
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
I bet he has to leave the room.
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Indice
He was **narco**leptic.
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
So men can remember them!
The Rake.
She fell out of the tree.
