How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree