Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Two test tickles

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!