What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.