What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.