What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What are your intentions?

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.