What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.