What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.