Church.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
To get to the other side
A church bell peals from the steeple.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Tooth hurty.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
A gnatural disaster.
Church
