What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.