How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What are instructions?

Correct."

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.