How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What are instructions?

Correct."