How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...