How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.