How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.