How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered