What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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