What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.