What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what