What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.