What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.