What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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It just makes cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!