What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!