What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.