What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!