What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

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It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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A monster with an all-over perm.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.