What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.