What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's the opposite of 4chan?

4chad

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !