What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.