Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!