Because he was alfredo the dark!
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
None. They like it on the dark side.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
He went at night.
A Warehouse.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Because he was Alfredo pasta!
Alfredo