Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!