Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.