Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen