Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen