Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.