Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.