The Canadian says "That was my wife."
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
AA, Eh
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Paints the town red
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because it's eight more.