Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.