What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.