What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.