What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

D Jokes More D Jokes

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed