What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers