What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)