What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks