What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it