What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.