What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.