What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions