What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.