If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Unarmed Americans.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Pole Position

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Eurapoopin. -my daughter

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.