If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What room is it?

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo