What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).