Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.