Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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The mirror

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!