What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

God Jokes More God Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.