What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.