What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.