What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.