What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning