What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.