What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance