What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.