What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance