Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.