Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen