Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia