Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.