Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap