Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.