Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO