Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!