Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.