Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Previous Random Joke Next
Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums