Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.