Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.