Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.