Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!