Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!