Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!