Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!