What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.