Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.