Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Ommm' lettes!

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He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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He needed places to hide the bodies.

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It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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He had no attachments.

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The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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makes choking sounds*

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