Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."