What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."