What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.