How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking