How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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What did one Redditor say to another?

removed

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.