How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.