How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

removed

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag