How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !