How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

removed

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

removed

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.