How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.