What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.