What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs