What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."