What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

removed

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

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What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !