What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !