How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.