How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.