How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

Regulate Jokes More Regulate Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.