How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts