How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.