Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.