Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

800 Jokes More 800 Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.