Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts