Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

800 Jokes More 800 Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.