What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!