What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

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What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"