What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.